how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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