We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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