I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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