normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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