all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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