Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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