dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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