Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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