we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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