You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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