omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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