you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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