You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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