Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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