Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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