My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
