do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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