I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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