Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is wine microwaveable?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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