so explain again why im purple
no
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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