So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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