her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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