Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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