I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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