the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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