i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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