the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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