He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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