There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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