She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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