Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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