Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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