new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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