y did u give ur computer a hand job?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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