we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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