Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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