She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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