I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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