Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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