just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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