Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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