whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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