Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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