i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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