Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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