i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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