Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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