This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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