belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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