I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
And then he peed in my hair
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