yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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