I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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