So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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