doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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