My friends, they love my intelligence
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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